Morning after The morning after Mothers’ Day, Mum was heard screaming in the house: “I am not your 24-hour chef and house cleaner! Make your beds and tidy your rooms […]

Holmes cops it Hard to accept Cowboys fullback Valentine Holmes’ last-gasp field goal which resulted in the 19-18 win over the Broncos. So unfair, say the Broncos fans. Smiling gods […]

Thanks, mothers “I carried you within my body, you slept on my chest, I kissed your little toes and wiped your tears. I have been vomited and peed on, spent […]

Road marks Auckland Transport in NZ plans to take legal action against a man who drew penises on the road to highlight dangerous undulations and potholes. But the man says […]

In English Mister Five tells the family that everyone must speak in English at home from now on. When Mum laughed, he reminded her that everyone must laugh in English […]

Huge relief Broncos fan cannot contain his joy after the win last weekend over the Titans, even if they are also at the bottom half of the NRL ladder. A […]

Wishful thinking A Broncos fan has given up hope, saying the only way to avoid another wooden spoon is if the NRL calls off the remaining 2021 games because of […]

New stock Easiest way to catch bootleggers today is when they go to the brewery to re-stock. They are the only ones getting new stock right now. Last breath Imagine […]

Gloomy future Our brewer is losing revenue (already more than K2mil in four weeks) because of the closure of bottle shops, while other shops are allowed to open. Crazy. Poor […]

Mouth guard If you wear your face mask below your nose, it is no longer a mask but a mouth guard. India cases There is a regular charter flight originating […]