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Illegal logging
Illegal logging means the practice of cutting down trees without any licence or approval by the Government and landowners. Out there in the bush, illegal logging also means the practice of having extra-marital affairs in the logging areas. Now you know.
Mixed colour
Those watching the Super Rugby match between the Waratahs and Auckland Blues on Saturday would have been confused initially about the jersey colours. The Blues were wearing white, the Tahs were wearing blue.
Torn flags
Some of the flags outside the PM’s office at the Sir Manasupe Building in Port Moresby need replacing. Most are faded and at least is badly torn. Well past the use-by date obviously.
Upside down
From a reader: Our local brewer will not be happy with whoever put up this sign outside a shop.
POTUS name
There is one small guest house near the Waigani Market named after a United States President. Not sure whether Mister President gave it his seal of approval. By the way it’s not Trump.
Top quote
“Don’t chase people. Be yourself, do your own thing and work hard. The right people, the ones who really belong in your life, will come to you. And stay.” – Hollywood actor Will Smith