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Taxi driver
Taxi driver was talking to no one in particular yesterday when he loudly voiced his opinion on the ban on public service vehicles. “No income, no income”.
Stay at home
We can beat the Covid-19 if we stay at home. Do not roam because you are only inviting trouble.
Bottle rush
Colleague rushed yesterday afternoon to get his weekend ration from the bottle shop before it closed. He needed to stock up for the next two weeks, at least.
Curfew hours
The curfew hours will ensure we do all we need to do during the day and go to sleep from 8pm. Should be savings for the family from there.
No home
Tough one for the homeless and street kids. How do they stay at home if they have no home?
Internal trips
As people are not travelling at all during Coronavirus pandemic, many internet users are making fun of travelling to the kitchen and back to the bedroom as their holiday.
Brave boy
Boy tells parents that he will be sleeping in the garage for the duration of the lockdown because it is illegal for more than four people (three children and their parents) to be in the house at once.
Like your dog
Stay home, stay safe. If dogs can stay home, so can you. They are man’s best friend.
Thought for today
No matter how angry we are, we always end up forgiving the person we love.
Top quote
“The most powerful optimism is the kind that still stands after a fire, even if it’s fragile, even if it’s still grieving.” – Eric Friedensohn.