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Covid-19 vocabulary
New words have been born during the Covid-19 pandemic such as pando (pandemic) iso (isolation), quazzie (quarantine). Central Queensland University’s head of communication, Celeste Lawson says the use of slang “gives us a shared understanding and brings us closer together”.
Tan lines
The tan lines on your face after wearing the face mask for so long.
Boxing mismatch
A fight between rugby league and union star Sonny Bill Williams and former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson will be a disaster, says former Australian boxing champion Jeff Fenech. He reckons SBW will end up badly hurt. Tyson has been offered $1 million to come out of retirement.
Widow website
Colleague keeps getting reminders on social media about the existence of a group made up of widows, with pictures of some local women.
One day only
Best daughter
Daughter: Mum, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?
Mum: I don’t know dear, you’d have to ask Grandma.
Thought for today
If parents can help their children to take their first step in life, then why can’t the children support their parents to take their last steps in life? Some cannot return the love, support and respect to their parents.
Top quote
Remember be good to the people on your way up the ladder because you will need them on your way down.

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