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Injured Broncos
Brisbane Broncos fans are wondering what the players have been up to during training. Three of them – Jack Bird, Matt Lodge and Kotoni Staggs – were recently injured during training. The key is to train hard but smart.
Too soon
Oops, New Zealand recorded another Covid-19 after lifting all restrictions following a 24-day coronavirus-free period.
Be wary
With people struggling to survive, some are going around dressed in stolen police uniforms and up to no good. A colleague was a victim to such façade recently. Stay safe folks.
Safest greeting
The best and safest way to greet people is to bow heads while meters apart – as the Japanese do. You practise social distancing and also avoid touching at the same time.
Wrong corona
Employee who told his boss he had a case of Corona and would not be coming to work was almost sacked. The boss found out the man had a case of the Corona Extra beer which he had to drink all by himself.
New normal
One of the obvious signs that life is returning to the old normal is the traffic congestion in Port Moresby in the morning – mostly caused by parents rushing their children to school. The staggered classroom times used during the lockdown have ended.
No chicken
A customer ordered at the fried chicken shop in Port Moresby his favorite two-piece chicken and chips pack. The cashier told him the pack is no longer available because “we ran out of chicken.”

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