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Total makeover
It stopped being funny after the first two losses. Now it is the sixth – and against the Kiwis. Unbelievable. The Broncos badly need a complete makeover.
Good lesson
A man told his friends he still hangs around with his ex-wife for the sake of their two sons. He wants them to grow up with no ill-feelings against, or lack of respect for women.
Covid-19 song
We will we will mock you
No mask on your face
You are a big disgrace
Spreading your germs all over the places.
Covid-19 tip
Train your child to loudly ask in public: “Why is that person not wearing a mask? Are we going to all get sick now?”
Telling off
A female cashier at a supermarket in Boroko, Port Moresby got an earful from a customer who was in a queue waiting to be served when she served a relative who has just arrived and did not bother to join the queue. She needs a crash course in customer service.
Patient lady
This lady stayed in the queue for 15 minutes, before the store’s security officers advised her the men in front are not people but statues.
Thought for today
A time will come in your life when some people will regret why they treated you wrong. It will definitely come.
Top quote
“The paying of bride price is traditionally a way to appreciate the beginning of a new family. It does not mean you own your wife.”
– Prime Minister James Marape.