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Fifita returns
A huge sigh of relief. David Fifita is back for the Brisbane Broncos. Yes!
Root of all evil
What the Bible says (1Timothy 6:10) is so true, that “the love of money is the root of all evil”. The K160 million drug money has really driven to fathoms deep the greed of some here and in the land down under. Shame.
Bright side
Look at the bright side. This stifling Covid-19 pandemic has forced many of us to take long walks because there is no transport, use the backyard to plant vegetables because there is little else to do at home, spend more quality time with our families because we cannot go out.
Love thy neighbour
During the Covid-19 pandemic when many families are struggling, the best advice for neighbours is to look out for each other. They should pin this note up on the kitchen wall.
Off the booze
Missing cockatoo named Dundee with a penchant for beer and cigarettes is mysteriously found 100km from home – as his owners reveal plan to get him off the booze and darts for good.
You are a joke
Daughter: Mom you are not funny. Stop making jokes.
Mum: But I made you.
No Sweet Caroline
A bar owner, in strict compliance with Covid-19 rules, has banned the playing of the popular Neil Diamond pop classic “Sweet Caroline” because the words of one verse are: “Touching hands, Reaching out, Touching me, Touching You!”
Food for thought
Good health does not always come from medicine. Most of the time it comes from peace of mind, peace in the heart, peace of soul. It also comes from more laughter and love.
Top quote
“No girl will choose your six-pack body over six cars. Sop stop going to the gym and go to work.” – former Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe