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Better without fans
An observer during the no-spectators Digicel Cup matches on Sunday noted that it was one of the best performances this season by the Port Moresby Vipers. They really played better without fans feeding their egos.
Horror show
Everything in shambles at the Broncos camp. Coach Anthony Seibold is put on Covid-19 hold, captain Darius Boyd quits leadership group over differences with Seibold, team official Allan Langer sidelined for coronavirus breach. When will the horror show end?
No masks
A 25-seater bus with a “for hire” sign on the windscreen in Port Moresby yesterday had at least 20 passengers inside all smiling to onlookers as the vehicle sped past. No one was wearing a mask. And obviously, no social distancing.
In peace
When a loved one dies, we all chorus “rest in peace”. When he was alive, we could not even live in peace with him.
Masked emoji
Until this Covid-19 is over, could you all please use this emoji when laughing at my post. I am not taking any chances with you lot.
Haunted home
It is often said that when one door closes, another opens. It can only mean that your home is haunted. Make a run for it while you still can.
Cannot wait
The pastor conducting the wedding had to remind the bridegroom several times to observe social distancing, until he gives the green light to kiss the bride.
Food for thought
Failure is part of life. If you do not fail, you do not learn. If you do not learn, you will never change.
Top quote
“It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.” – Aristotle