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Blame Covid-19
Broncos fan is starting to believe that the team’s ill-fortune has something to do with the Covid-19. They were doing quite well before the pandemic struck.
Lockyer in PNG
Broncos rugby legend Darren Lockyer is reportedly busy setting up some business near Port Moresby which has angered some. Better to instead coach the Broncos or the Hunters DL.
Why yell
Irritating how some pastors “yell” at their congregation as if they have hearing impairments, and all with a hoarse voice as if they are up to their throats in preaching the gospel.
100 per cent
Saw a book titled “How to solve 50 per cent of your problems”. So I bought two.
Loud barking
Colleague was woken up at dawn on Wednesday by loud barking in the neighbourhood. Strange. He found out later that Aug 26 was the International Dog Day.
Truth is out
Husband: When I yell and get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control you anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush
Wealthy pastors
It’s one of the biggest scandals yet some people still blindly follow pastors who today enjoy wealthy lifestyles thanks to the tax-free donations from believers. Sad – using the church to get rich.
Food for thought
Every day is a new beginning. Take a deep breath, smile and start again.
Top quote
Never burn bridges with good people. Loyal people are hard to find these days.