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Infected MPs
The names of the three MPs tested positive at the Government camp for the Covid-19 have been kept a secret. But it has been whispered that two are from the Highlands and one from Southern. The fourth MP who has since left for the Opposition camp is from somewhere near the border with Indonesia. Shhh!
Caught out
Scribes jetted over to Vanimo more than a week ago to cover whatever is happening in that camp have been stuck there since. They have been waiting to get their tickets from the MPs to return to POM.
Out of sight
The big drains around the capital city are so clean after the downpour on Wednesday night. All the rubbish dumped there have been swept away to (pollute the) sea. Out of sight, out of mind.
Helpful sign
Property owners and employers should post this on every floor.
End torture
Please bossman Mister Bekker, end the power supply disruptions. It’s a torture for electricity consumers. Electrical appliances too which need to be replaced.
Thought for today
Five things you will never recover in life: A stone after it is thrown, a word after it is said, an occasion after it is missed, time after it is gone, and trust after it is lost.
Top quote
“I learned that you don’t get anywhere by sitting comfortably in a chair.” – Conrad Hilton, founder of Hilton Hotel.

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