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Majority rules
An interesting week in our politics coming up. Whatever happens, the majority must always rule. It’s called democracy.
Titan move
So Cameron Smith has built a new home on the Gold Coast but the Titans deny he is going to join them next season. Does not make sense.
Social media
People who post defamatory stuff on social media should know they will be traced and taken to task. Only cowards hiding behind keyboards do that.
Cash flow
Shops are still full on weekends, cash seems to be still flowing. Who said the Covid-19 had badly affected many?
Lost car
Man walked past his car several times, without noticing its lights blinking. The security guard had to guide him to where it is parked. The man had been seen at the nearby watering hole with mates all afternoon. Be careful guys. Don’t drink and drive.
Missing clubs
Tipsy colleague left his golf bag in the boot of a taxi. He realised it an hour later. Lucky none of the passengers had used the boot, driver tells him.
Nappies in flight
Cabin crew should wear adult nappies so they don’t need to use the toilet on some flights, according to China’s new aviation guidelines.
Food for thought
A pessimist complains about the wind, an optimist expects the wind to change, an idealist adjusts the sail.
Top quote
“Being still does not mean don’t move. It means move in peace.” – E’yen Gardner

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