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So flattered
Single mum of two received a lot of Valentine’s Day messages yesterday from all and sundry. She is so flattered.
Weight check
Man bought a scale recently to check on his weight each morning. There has been no significant change of late, much to his disappointment.
National anthem
Colleague was surprised when her sons aged six and three sang her the national anthem when she arrived home from work at night. They stayed up late too to sing it to their dad when he came home around 10pm. Such patriotism.
Value time
The best thing parents can spend on their children is time.
Lone voter
MP told the contractor to tar-seal only the part of the road in front of the house of his lone voter on this street, although poor voter still has to use the dirt road when going out.
Broncos move
Broncos fan frowned when told Cameron Smith may be joining the Brisbane outfit. He should be happy. At least he’ll lift them off the bottom rung.
Food for thought
When a bird is alive, it eats ants. When it dies, ants eat it. Circumstances can change at any time. Do not devalue or hurt anyone. You may be powerful today but time is more powerful than you.
Top quote
“Sitting alone is better than walking with the wrong people.” – Anonymous

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