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Wishful thinking
A Broncos fan has given up hope, saying the only way to avoid another wooden spoon is if the NRL calls off the remaining 2021 games because of the Covid-19. Dreams are free, of course.
Player poaching
The Brisbane Broncos fans are pinning their hopes on Mitchell Moses, Shaun Johnson or Kayln Ponga giving the team a much-needed boost. If it happens, the earliest will be next year. Oh, man!
Long torture
Colleague says it is the nearest thing to death. He is referring to the extended closure of bottle shops, of all things?
Covid-19 motto
Remember this PNG: No one is safe until we are all safe.
Court trial
Defence lawyer (during murder trial in court): And what was the first thing your husband said to you in the morning?
Woman (murder suspect): He asked me: Where am I, Cathy?
Lawyer: So why did you hit him?
Woman: My name is Vanessa.
Thought for today
Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money but you cannot get more time.
Top quote
“The people fighting in this (University of Goroka) case have reached the highest pinnacle of education. (But) the behaviour shown does not reflect the behaviour of those who have attained the highest pinnacle of education.” – Chief Justice Sir Gibbs Salika.

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