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Vaccination rate
WE have at least 16 days to reach the vaccination target of 1.8 million people. We have around 200,000 so far. So can we vaccinate 100,000 a day until Dec 31? Yes, we can!
Fake arm
A VACCINE-phobia man who badly needed a vaccination certificate to secure a job was caught using a fake arm to get the jab. Police arrested him with his fake arm.
Drunk cop
THE story of the drunk cop who forgot his gun and uniform in the taxi must be a contender for the funniest story of the year, if not for the potential danger to the public he posed.
Commercial harassment
SO irritating the frequent pings on the phone from a mobile phone company selling a play-box and antenna which not all of us need nor can afford. And there is no way to reply. A clear-cut case of commercial harassment?
World record
THE Guinness World Record has a list of people with bizarre body growths and shapes. Mum-of-two Annie Hawkins-Turner’s natural breasts are the biggest. When told to have surgery, she said: “I don’t want to mess with nature. It’s an honour!”
Missing glasses
PEOPLE who depend on wearing glasses know how frustrating it can be when they cannot find them, especially in the morning when nature normally calls the loudest.
Connect PNG
INTERESTING where the Government will get the money to fund its multi-billion kina Connect PNG project. More off-shore loans?
Thought for today
SELF-control is strength. Calmness is mastery. Don’t allow others to control the direction of your life. And don’t allow your emotions to overpower your intelligence.
Food for thought
“GIVE the ones you love wings to fly, roots to come back and reasons to stay.” – Dalai Lama

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