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New Year
EXPECT the New Year to be the same as last year. It’s 2020 too!
Tired Santa
IT surely had been a long week for Santa Claus last week delivering all those gifts. He too deserves a rest. His sack on the road also looks empty.
Loan sharks
THE loan sharks are already out and about. Good luck with them!
Public holiday
IF A public holiday falls on Saturday or Sunday, it makes sense to carry it forward to Monday – like Xmas and Boxing Day this year and New Year’s Day too. Just saying!
Hasty drivers
FROM a reader: To those drivers who toot their horn 0.1 seconds after the light turns green, just wondering if you actually waited nine months in your mother’s womb.
Thought for today
ARGUING with stupid people is like trying to kill a mosquito on your cheek. You may or may not kill it, but you will slap yourself.
Top quote
“I WANT this investigation (into the torture of the five women) to be completed. We want to make it clear to all so-called glass-men or glass-women that we will arrest you all for the torture of the women.” – Police Commissioner David Manning

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