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Storming out
Melbourne Storm fan is scratching his head wondering what is happening to his beloved team. He thought it would be just a short lapse. Is coach Bellamy still around?
A coincidence
Both the prime minister and his deputy (Lae MP John Rosso, pictured) are the first two candidates to be declared winners of their seats in the General Election 2022. It could be just a coincidence.
Talking much
Taxi driver was yesterday yapping away about violence, failed elections, crime and who he thinks is likely to form the next government that he completely missed the turn to his passenger’s destination. Just so much to talk about right now.
At last
Work mates were wondering why their colleague walked into the office yesterday with a big smile on his face. They found out that he had just been told that the bottle shops have re-opened, after more than a month.
Loose week
Birthday girl woke up Mum early yesterday morning to remind her of the special day. No cake? Little brother reminded sister not to expect too much. It’s Mum’s “loose” week!
Valuable lesson
Remember: Never expect, never assume, never ask, and never demand. Just let it be. If it’s meant to be, it will happen.
Sleepless nights
We all feel sorry for the candidates who are having sleepless nights while waiting for the election results. The counting process, for them, seem to be taking forever. It’s torture.
Food for thought
Learn to love without condition, talk without any bad intention, give without any reason, and most of all care for people without any expectation.
Top quote
“I have conveyed my concerns to the prime minister (and the) Chief of the Defence Force. We have resolved to establish a multi-task force to enforce the law in Enga immediately and to also secure the Porgera mine.” – Police Commissioner David Manning.

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