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Card swallowed
Someone posted that he could not respond right away to a message because his cousin brother has just swallowed a 16GB memory card and has been singing all the songs in the memory card since morning. They are still at the hospital trying to make sure he does not reach the video folder in the card.
Snowing in Port Moresby
It’s hot and humid in Port Moresby but there is snow falling as Christmas approaches. Check out Vision City on your way home after work. It’s so beautiful at dusk.
Too fast
December is already here. And colleague is wondering where the 11 months went. He is still paying off his debts from the last festive season’s partying to the loan shark. Oh time flies.
Noisy neighbor
Playing loud music and disturbing neighbours is a criminal offence under the noise pollution legislation. There will be a lot during the festive season. Police are advising people in Port Moresby to call them on the hot line number 1800100 to report any unruly neighbours.
His life story
In your spiritual build-up to Christmas, you can read all about the life of the Lord Jesus Christ in the gospel according to the apostle Luke. It has 24 chapters. Read one a day starting today. By Christmas, you will know His full life story.
Plastic offer
Colleague is getting frustrated with the message bombarding his email from a Mr Li somewhere in China offering plastic bag supplies of “various models, styles and sizes, and can provide graphic processing”. Colleague has replied several times to the email saying we have a plastic ban here in PNG. Li is apparently ignoring it.
Thought for today
Attention all you out there who call yourselves men! Marrying a woman doesn’t mean she is your property. Treat her with respect. Make her your queen, love her, honour her, and give her a reason to treat you the same.