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Bank experience
Never in my wildest dream did I imagine going up to the bank teller with a mask on asking for money.
Late call
There were long queues outside the bottle shops in the supermarkets on Thursday evening as people rushed to stock up – for the next two weeks at least.
No transport
From a reader: Shops are opened but empty. Reason? No buses or taxis to get there. Businesses suffer. People suffer. Public transport should stop only during the curfew hours.
Baby names
Someone suggested a list of names for babies born this year: James Covidio, Quoronna Mae, John Quarantino, Sauchalle Distaunce, Hansonny Tyzer, Locke Downe, Al Cohell.
Long hours
Man tells wife, after spending the past fortnight at home, he did not realize how big their house is.
Going to work
During the stay-at-home period, you are allowed to imagine travelling to work in the train.
Keep your distance
Police pulled over a driver for over-speeding and told him he reeked of alcohol. Man replied: That’s because you do not respect social distancing.
No future
Mister 10 had a conversation with dad about life. He then asked dad: “At first you told me that my future is in my hands. But now you are telling me to always wash my hands. Do you want me to wash away my future?
Getting slim
Stay at home order is good. The buttons of my jeans have started social distancing from each other.
Thought for today
Do not educate your children to be rich. Educate them to be happy, so when they grow up, they will understand the value of things, not the prices.