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Any other day
If the Brisbane Broncos lose again tonight, they definitely must shift their remaining games to Friday or Saturday or Sunday or Monday. Any other day but Thursday.
What a relief
At last, members of Nasfund laid off in March will now be able to withdraw part of their retirement savings as the three-month requirement has lapsed. This one does not require any approval by Parliament.
Cut friend
Friend told expat colleague agitating about the extended ban on international flights and his cancelled trip home to try going by sea – if he is really that desperate. By swimming, of course. They are right now not speaking to each other.
Stop littering
The biggest pandemic on earth today – bigger than the Covid-19 – is human behavior.
Save money
One way to save money during these hard times is to sleep in. You miss breakfast and lunch, and have only dinner to worry about. So easy.
Love thy neighbour
Every now and then you are allowed to check in on your neighbour – while maintaining social distancing of course. The Book says: Love thy neighbour as thyself.
Food for thought
Everybody has a chapter in their life’s story they do not read out loud.
Top quote
Virus needs hosts to spread. So is misinformation. If we listen to experts, we can stop both. – CNN