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Road marks
Auckland Transport in NZ plans to take legal action against a man who drew penises on the road to highlight dangerous undulations and potholes. But the man says he is only drawing on parts of the road that need repairs anyway.
Wrong signal
Colleague patiently waiting for the “ping” signal on his phone from his bank to show that his pay is in ran to his phone only to find out that the message was an ad on domestic violence. Oops!
Three strikes
A senior civil servant facing fraud-related charges has failed to appear in court two times. If he fails a third time, he will be arrested. Three strikes and he is in a cell.
Of a woman
You have heard about “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”. Also, be careful what you hear about a woman. Either the rumour is generated by a man who cannot have her, or a woman who cannot match her success. So stay clear.
Of a man
Men at 20 plays rugby, at 40 plays tennis, at 60 plays golf. As he ages, the ball he plays gets smaller.
Cross-coders
SBW is advising All Blacks halfback T J Perenara on the latter’s reported transition to rugby league – to join the Roosters. The pasture must be greener on the other side. SBW knows.
Thought for today
Do not give up because of one bad chapter in your life. Keep going. Your story does not end here.
Top quote
“Covid-19 is real. It is here affecting our country and our economy – from where you are at the community level to where I sit as the head of our Government.” – Prime Minister James Marape.

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