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Morning after
The morning after Mothers’ Day, Mum was heard screaming in the house: “I am not your 24-hour chef and house cleaner! Make your beds and tidy your rooms now.”
Head lice
Mum Shyanna Nicole Singh has been arrested after doctors at a US hospital were “horrified” by the amount of lice on her four-year-old daughter’s hair. She told police she had not noticed the lice there. Yeah right.
Public caning
From a reader: Mind-boggling how some people are still defying simple rules such as wearing face masks in public to prevent the spread of the Covid-19. This is what policemen in India do on the streets to such people. Maybe police should try it here and see what happens.
Nip in the bud
The rift between the NIP governor and his two MPs should be nipped in the bud and not allowed to fester. It’s the people who will suffer. Not worth it.
Taxi detour 
Taxi driver travelling to Nine-Mile in Moresby North-East took a detour through ATS and Malolo Estate after he spotted a police checkpoint ahead. He told the passenger his licence is still in the process of being renewed.
Sports back
Good to see some sports being allowed to resume weekly competitions after being closed for some weeks. Light at the end of the tunnel perhaps.
Own beer
It is reported that Queen Elizabeth has launched her, of all things, own beer brand weeks after the death of husband Prince Philip. Can only be fake news.
Food for thought
Miracles do happen but for that also hard work and dedication is a must.
Top quote
“It does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop.” – Confucious

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