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Nocturnal Broncos
An avid Broncos fan believes his team performed poorly in the past two matches because the games were played during the day. The Broncos play well at night only, he claims, like tonight’s clash with the Roosters. We’ll see.\
Fuel prices
With the sudden increase in fuel prices, it may be an idea to start looking for horses and bicycles to move around folks. Expect bus and taxi fares to increase eventually!
Mobile phones
From an estimated population of 8.5 million in the country, only about 37 per cent are using mobile phones. Of these users, only about 15 per cent can access the internet, and 15 per cent are social media users. (For your information).
Silence please
Man-of-the house yesterday posted a notice on the sitting room wall informing the family: 1) This weekend, the TV is mine; 2) Crossing in front of the TV is banned; 3) Fridge must be stocked with beer; 4) Don’t talk to me unless to ask me if I need another beer; 5) I will not be available for any household chore. After asking around, the family was told that it’s The Masters weekend, one of golf’s most popular events. And one Tiger Woods is playing in it!
Food for thought
There will always be one who does not see your worth. Don’t let it be you.
Top quote
“We have over 1,500 state agencies to audit and report to the parliament every year but we do not have skilled manpower and financial resources to audit all of them.” – Auditor-General Gordon Kega.

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