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Don’t be fooled
Monday is a public holiday, but be on the alert. A friend or family member may spring a prank on you. It’s April the Fool, if you do not already know.
Door opener
When he arrived at his destination, colleague was shocked when the taxi driver told him to remain seated while he got out, went around the car, and opened the door for him. He wondered what he did to deserve such honour. The driver simply explained that the door could not be opened from the inside.
Move on
Spinsters born between 1998 and 2002 were recently reminded in a social media posting that they should now be having their second child. What’s the hold-up, girls?
Total eclipse
Conspiracy theorists have been relaying a message that the world will end on April 8. That’s the same day that a total eclipse of the sun is expected, which can viewed only in certain parts of the USA.
14 stations
Give way to, and spare a thought for, the group of faithful Christians taking part in the “14 stations of the cross” march on Friday from Gerehu to Boroko East. It is part of the Easter celebrations, okay?
Insanity defined
Insanity has been defined as doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different outcome. Guilty, anyone?
Food for thought
Don’t expect people to be there for you, just because you have been always there for them. Not everyone has the same heart as you.
Top quote
“I am the biggest complainer about how an island nation in the middle of the Pacific can produce the same products as us, and then sends it back to PNG to sell at the same price. Something is very wrong here!” – Ian Chow, chairman of the Lae Biscuit Company Ltd.

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